Least satisfactory urination experience ever.

So I was peeing outside of my house into this dead tree trunk like I always do, when I hear a loud, aggressive buzzing sound. At first I was somewhat concerned, then I thought, "Michael, it's just a june bug or something, they're harmless, stop being a pussy." I turned to look and a hummingbird was 6 inches from my face, I was startled as hell, because as we all know, hummingbirds are at least 5x more dangerous than june bugs. So, my first reaction of course was to attack it with urine, being as it was already streaming out of me anyway, but it was flying too high and I stumbled backwards into the house, getting urine all over my hands (not on my clothing thankfully), and the hummingbird escaped.

It was miserable to say the least.