People yelling things out of their cars
So, I try not to drive everywhere I go, not because I give a fuck about nature, but because I like to save as much money on gas (or anything in general) as I possibly can. Anyways, I'll walk or ride my bike somewhere if it's reasonable, and within my lazy bastard standards, which I will not dictate, for they are random, and depend solely on how lazy I feel at the time.
I really enjoy these walks/bike rides, they're kind of calming in a way. I'm by myself, all the noise is kind of just blending together, I can feel the cool breeze slapping my hair around, and pissing me off because it's fucking uncomfortable and I have to fix it every 5 fucking seconds! Ok, so the breeze thing sucks, but I enjoy most things about walks/bike rides, due to the, I don't know...typically peaceful nature of them. But like most things in life, some random douchebag always has to ruin things that please me.
More often than I make my asshole bleed when wiping it, some random stranger will yell something out of their car window, and then drive off. It always takes me out of my fucking, zone, yes zone will suffice, and pisses me off. There are three scenarios:
Scenario A - Someone will honk their horn randomly, trying to scare me. Not to try to sound tough or anything, but that shit doesn't work! All it does is pull me out of my walk/bike ride bliss. Every fucking time, I look over confused, and they just laugh and speed off. Why the fuck are they speeding off? Do they think I'm gonna chase them down or something? Even if I did, I doubt I can run more than 15 mph, by that logic, they could go 30 and put a lot of distance between me and them in a relatively short period of time. I just realized that this doesn't really involve people shouting out their cars. Whatever.
Scenario B - This is usually done by either a bro, or a car full of wiggers, but in both cases, they're always white. Important, maybe not, but true. Anyways, in this scenario, I will be mosying along, and all of the sudden, some ass will yell "Faggot!" Now, I usually am clothed in rather tattered looking clothes, I really don't embody any of the physical traits that one would picture in one's head when one hears, Faggot. So, I really don't understand the point, or where they got the inspiration to yell faggot at me. I blame MTV. Also, again with the speeding off, what the christ?
Scenario C - Some people might say, "dude, that shouldn't piss you off, it should be a compliment" or something dumb like that, regardless, this shit is annoying. It actually happened yesterday as I walked to my bank. I was walking along, pretty pissed off, because it was really fucking windy, and I was pretty unhappy with my own hair slapping me (after all I've done for it). Anyways, this van-like...thing drove by, and numerous annoying lady voices yelled "Hey hotty!" "How ya doing hotty?" First of all, who the fuck says hotty? Morons. The correct answer to that question was morons. So, I didn't even look at these bitches, cus I fucking hate getting yelled at from cars, no matter what they're yelling, it's always annoying. So I keep walking, looking visibly angry, and one yells "Hey! I said you're hot!" and they drove off...what the shit! If you think I'm so god damn attractive, why don't you pull over and screw me!? Unless you're being assholes and mocking me, is that what you're doing motherfuckers!? You know what, next time that shit happens, I will chase down the bitches that yell, no matter how unrealistic me catching their vehicle is.
So that's all of the general Scenarios, but I just remembered a separate occasion, when I was walking to...Carl's Jr.? Anyways, I was walking down a fairly busy street with my friend Jaime. In the area I live in, trains are constantly going through, it's really fucking annoying. Anyway, a long ass train was going by, and we were standing by a stoplight about 150 or so feet in front of it, and since the train was going, the light was stuck on red, so that cars wouldn't get congested and block the light. So I was like, dude, why are we, pedestrians, waiting for this light. Let's go past it and wait in front of the train. So we did. As we were crossing the street, some dude yells, and fucking frantic as hell man, "HEY! The other light's green! (in reference to the cross street) Are you fucking insane!" and we were like, what the devil? We didn't respond, cus obviously the guy's an idiot, and we continued our walk. So we stopped by the train, and pondered, why was that guy so concerned? Was he jealous that we were able to proceed, whilst he was stuck at the light? That wouldn't make sense. Maybe he was concerned for our safety? Doubtful. So the train passed, and we kept walking, and relatively soon the car caught up to us. Cus he was in a fucking car, and we were walking, duh. And he yells, "fucking freaks!"
I don't get it.
I really enjoy these walks/bike rides, they're kind of calming in a way. I'm by myself, all the noise is kind of just blending together, I can feel the cool breeze slapping my hair around, and pissing me off because it's fucking uncomfortable and I have to fix it every 5 fucking seconds! Ok, so the breeze thing sucks, but I enjoy most things about walks/bike rides, due to the, I don't know...typically peaceful nature of them. But like most things in life, some random douchebag always has to ruin things that please me.
More often than I make my asshole bleed when wiping it, some random stranger will yell something out of their car window, and then drive off. It always takes me out of my fucking, zone, yes zone will suffice, and pisses me off. There are three scenarios:
Scenario A - Someone will honk their horn randomly, trying to scare me. Not to try to sound tough or anything, but that shit doesn't work! All it does is pull me out of my walk/bike ride bliss. Every fucking time, I look over confused, and they just laugh and speed off. Why the fuck are they speeding off? Do they think I'm gonna chase them down or something? Even if I did, I doubt I can run more than 15 mph, by that logic, they could go 30 and put a lot of distance between me and them in a relatively short period of time. I just realized that this doesn't really involve people shouting out their cars. Whatever.
Scenario B - This is usually done by either a bro, or a car full of wiggers, but in both cases, they're always white. Important, maybe not, but true. Anyways, in this scenario, I will be mosying along, and all of the sudden, some ass will yell "Faggot!" Now, I usually am clothed in rather tattered looking clothes, I really don't embody any of the physical traits that one would picture in one's head when one hears, Faggot. So, I really don't understand the point, or where they got the inspiration to yell faggot at me. I blame MTV. Also, again with the speeding off, what the christ?
Scenario C - Some people might say, "dude, that shouldn't piss you off, it should be a compliment" or something dumb like that, regardless, this shit is annoying. It actually happened yesterday as I walked to my bank. I was walking along, pretty pissed off, because it was really fucking windy, and I was pretty unhappy with my own hair slapping me (after all I've done for it). Anyways, this van-like...thing drove by, and numerous annoying lady voices yelled "Hey hotty!" "How ya doing hotty?" First of all, who the fuck says hotty? Morons. The correct answer to that question was morons. So, I didn't even look at these bitches, cus I fucking hate getting yelled at from cars, no matter what they're yelling, it's always annoying. So I keep walking, looking visibly angry, and one yells "Hey! I said you're hot!" and they drove off...what the shit! If you think I'm so god damn attractive, why don't you pull over and screw me!? Unless you're being assholes and mocking me, is that what you're doing motherfuckers!? You know what, next time that shit happens, I will chase down the bitches that yell, no matter how unrealistic me catching their vehicle is.
So that's all of the general Scenarios, but I just remembered a separate occasion, when I was walking to...Carl's Jr.? Anyways, I was walking down a fairly busy street with my friend Jaime. In the area I live in, trains are constantly going through, it's really fucking annoying. Anyway, a long ass train was going by, and we were standing by a stoplight about 150 or so feet in front of it, and since the train was going, the light was stuck on red, so that cars wouldn't get congested and block the light. So I was like, dude, why are we, pedestrians, waiting for this light. Let's go past it and wait in front of the train. So we did. As we were crossing the street, some dude yells, and fucking frantic as hell man, "HEY! The other light's green! (in reference to the cross street) Are you fucking insane!" and we were like, what the devil? We didn't respond, cus obviously the guy's an idiot, and we continued our walk. So we stopped by the train, and pondered, why was that guy so concerned? Was he jealous that we were able to proceed, whilst he was stuck at the light? That wouldn't make sense. Maybe he was concerned for our safety? Doubtful. So the train passed, and we kept walking, and relatively soon the car caught up to us. Cus he was in a fucking car, and we were walking, duh. And he yells, "fucking freaks!"
I don't get it.
posted by Mean Mr. Michael at 11:14 PM
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"hotty" is spelled "hottie"
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