Baby Wrong

In the winter of 2005, my buddy Tyler and me were laying on a trampoline, there were other people on said trampoline, but that's not important. What's important is this, Tyler started singing a song that would later become "Baby Wrong". I sat at my computer the next day, and spent the next 15 mins turning a few lines I remembered into an epic song about a crazy ole baby. It's easily the greatest song ever. Don't even ask me how it came to involve nazis. Here it is:


We wrote this song for crazy ole’ baby wrong
His life was short but he’ll be remembered long
He’s the craziest baby ever to come along
But he’s our favorite baby, CRAZY OLE BABY WRONG!

Doctor, Doctor, tell me please! I think my baby’s got a disease!
He’s got 16 eyes and 16 knees, he’s got skigility you wouldn’t believe!

Well that’s the craziest baby I’ve ever seen, in all my days there’s never been, a baby that long, lady your baby’s wrong

Lady we’re gonna have to do some tests, but first put away those breasts
There are important matters at hand, your baby seems of a foreign land

Enough about my baby let’s talk about you, I’m talkin’ bout dinner for two
To be honest I rather hate that baby, my vagina’s sore man he’s driving me crazy!

You know what that is, that’s baby neglect! And you can just forget about sex
We’ve gotta help your baby ‘fore he explodes, his skin’s already begun to corrode

We wrote this song for crazy ole’ baby wrong
His life was short but he’ll be remembered long
He’s the craziest baby ever to come along
But he’s our favorite baby, CRAZY OLE BABY WRONG!

Now baby wrong was offered up for worldwide investigation, they took him to the esteemed united nations
Although their evaluations were exceedingly long, all they could say is that crazy ole baby’s wrong

So baby wrong became world-wide news, but everyone had their different views
it didn’t really matter where you were from, everyone just wanted to help out poor baby wrong

Now some thought it had something to do with aliens, but that couldn’t be true ‘cus baby wrong’s not Mexican, other’s thought he was some kind of super baby tower, but baby wrong didn’t have any super powers

The whole world was coming together as one, ‘cus they all knew something needed to be done, but something happened more evil than paparazzi, baby wrong was kidnapped by the nazis

We wrote this song for crazy ole’ baby wrong
His life was short but he’ll be remembered long
He’s the craziest baby ever to come along
But he’s our favorite baby, CRAZY OLE BABY WRONG!

The nazi’s view seemed to be quite cynical, they said baby wrong was in fact a criminal
They said that dumb ole’ baby is a fraud, we don’t even think that crazy baby’s wrong

He’s not one large baby it’s just 8 of regular size, it’s using a giant baby as a disguise
The nazi’s said all this with an evil smile, and 3 weeks later baby wrong was put on trial

The Nazis chose berlin as the scene, so no one else could intervene
They convicted baby wrong as a spy, but we’re here to say baby wrong was falsely tried

Baby wrong was executed later that day, by what means we’d really rather not say
We will say this; it wasn’t a just demise, A curse upon those stupid-head nazi guys!

We don’t care if that baby’s wrong, Gonna love that crazy baby all night long!
This is the greatest crazy baby song, there’ll never be another baby like baby wrong!